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At Pitchside, we are looking to collect humorous quotes from managers, players, referees and spectators at any of our games. If you have a quote that you'd like to share, please click here to email it to Pitchside now.
See, your Mum knows more about football than you do!
A Wilmslow Town U11 player gains some consolation in defeat, not missing the opportunity when he hears one of the opposition mothers putting her son straight on the offside rule.
If our team is capable of beating them, then weíll win
Advanced Wilmslow Town Management Logic
What do you mean you were offside? The ref didn't whistle - get on with it!
Educating young players on the intricacies of the offside rule
Joel, Stick with him!
Sound U9 defensive advice from Dad? At any level, man-marking strikers as they are leaving the pitch to be substituted is just a little too keen.
You should have gone to SpecSavers
A masterclass in how to extract a yellow card from a (bespectacled) referee at U9 level.
Can we put another one on?
When you're 6-0 down and the ref points out that your 7-a-side team has played the last ten minutes with 8 players on the pitch, there's no harm in asking
If you want the ball, shout for it.... scream for it because, your team mates arenít tele-pathetic!
Assistant Managerís post training instruction for the team for Sundayís game . . .
Ref! Hang on. We can't start the match, he's left his balls on the pitch!
Carelessness or a show of absolute commitment? We'll never know.
Oh no! I think that's hit him straight in the love spuds!
An outpouring of sympathy from a concerned manager as his player is hit by the ball most painfully
I think I just saw a smile on Archies face. No, it must have been wind...
Wilmslow Town - firmly committed to monitoring child welfare
Come on boys! Youíre playing like a bunch of 8-year-olds!
Harsh criticism from the manager of the opposing, erm, U9s
Come on Callum! If that ball was a girl you'd still be chasing it
Suggesting that appropriate effort is conditional to circumstance
Come on lads. I know weíre cr@p but thatís no reason to just give in!
When your team goes 8-0 down, alternative motivational techniques are called for